"Mario Cantone" Filmography
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Dirty Movie
2011, USA
- Actors: Christopher Meloni, Diane Neal, Caitlin Fitzgerald, Cyndi Lauper, Adam Ferrara, Stephanie Gatschet, Mario Cantone, Brandy Moon, Robert Klein, Jeanine Hill, John Scurti, Chloe Whiteford, Lyndsey Anderson, Blaire Whitney, Doua Moua, Sam Oz Stone, Lindsey E. Vuolo, Joe Starr, Bettina Niedermann, Claudia L. Brown, Ted Ferguson, Victoria Clark, Emily Donahoe, Debbie Schwartz, John Lavelle, Hannah Stoor, Lauren Schwartz, Alan Donnes, Rose Lamarche, Adam Sietz
- Genre: Comedy
- Director(s): Jerry Daigle
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Available languages:
- English English.
An outrageous cut-rate producer, Charlie LaRue (Christopher Meloni) is about to fulfill his lifelong dream to make a movie about the most offensive, dirtiest jokes ever told. As Charlie and his filmmaking team hilariously struggle to write a script and assemble their award-winning cast, the movie-within-a-movie emerges with one dirty joke after another. Only one can take the crown for writing the dirtiest joke ever told and Charlie will do whatever he can to be that king.
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Sex and the City 2
2010, USA
- Actors: Sarah Jessica Parker, Kristin Davis, Cynthia Nixon, Kim Cattrall, David Eigenberg, Evan Handler, Jason Lewis, Willie Garson, Mario Cantone, Alexandra Fong, Liza Minnelli, Max Ryan, Lynn Cohen, Parker Fong, Alice Eve, Noah Mills, Omid Djalili, Billy Stritch, Art Malik, Raza Jaffrey, John Corbett, Chris Noth, David Alan Basche, Viola Harris, Gerry Vichi, Kamilah Marshall, Shayna Steele, Jordan Ballard, Norm Lewis, Manuel Herrera
- Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
- Director(s): Michael Patrick King
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Available languages:
- English English.
Two years have passed since Carrie Bradshaw finally bagged John "Mr. Big" Preston, the man she was always meant to be with. Just as her friend Charlotte must deal with her young daughter's "terrible two's", Carrie must deal with her relationship taking a turn for the worse - Big likes to watch old black-and-white movies on TV and eat take-out food, which prevents Carrie from feeling like the free-wheeling party girl she used to be. Meanwhile, Miranda copes with a new boss that can't handle an intelligent, powerful woman, and Samantha works a public relations angle that gets the fashionable foursome an all-expense-paid trip to Abu Dhabi.
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Sex and the City
2007, USA
- Actors: Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis, Cynthia Nixon, Chris Noth, Candice Bergen, Jennifer Hudson, David Eigenberg, Evan Handler, Jason Lewis, Mario Cantone, Lynn Cohen, Willie Garson, Joanna Gleason, Joseph Pupo, Alexandra Fong, Parker Fong, Kerry Bishé, Polina Frantsena, Kate Rockwell, Amy Flanagan, Celina Carvajal, Amanda Setton, Ching Valdes-Aran, Malcolm Gets, Lorna Kelly, Daphne Rubin-Vega, Patrick DeMarchelier, André Leon Talley, Plum Sykes
- Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
- Director(s): Michael Patrick King
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Available languages:
- English English.
After moving in together in an impossibly beautiful New York apartment, Carrie Bradshaw and Mr. Big make a rather arbitrary decision to get married. The wedding itself proves to be anything but a hasty affair--the guest list quickly blooms from 75 to 200 guests, and Carrie's simple, label-less wedding gown gives way to an enormous creation that makes her look like a gigantic cream puff. An upcoming photo spread in Vogue puts the event--which will take place at the New York Public Library--squarely in the public eye. Meanwhile, Carrie's girlfriends--Samantha, the sexpot; Charlotte, the sweet naïf; and Miranda, the rigid perfectionist--could not be happier. At least, they couldn't be happier for Carrie. Charlotte still has the unrealized hope of getting pregnant. Samantha is finding a loving, committed relationship more grueling than she could have imagined. Miranda unwittingly lets her own unhappiness--created when Steve admits to cheating on her just once--spoil Carrie's. After a heated encounter with Steve, she happens to spot Mr. Big and tells him he's crazy to get married. She's really only thinking of her own marriage. But her angry remark gets Mr. Big to thinking.
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Surf's Up
2006, USA
- Actors: Shia LaBeouf, Jeff Bridges, Zooey Deschanel, Jon Heder, James Woods, Diedrich Bader, Mario Cantone, Kelly Slater, Rob Machado, Sal Masekela, Ash Brannon, Chris Buck, Brian Posehn, Dana Belben, Reed Buck, Reese Elowe, Jack P. Ranjo, Matthew W. Taylor, Bob Bergen, Jillian Bowen, Johanna Braddy, John Cygan, Courtnee Draper, Bill Farmer, Andy Fischer-Price, Teresa Ganzel, Jess Harnell, Jesse Head, Sherry Lynn, Danny Mann
- Genre: Animation, Comedy, Family, Sport
- Director(s): Ash Brannon
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Available languages:
- English English.
This story follows a teenage rock hopper penguin named Cody Maverick from his hometown of Shiverpool, Antarctica, where all of the other penguins think he's nothing but a surfing fool, to the "Big Z Memorial Surf Off" on Pen Gu Island. Young Cody is determined to win the most important competition in the world of penguin surfing in honor of "Big Z," a deceased surfing legend whom he has idolized since childhood. But the waves in Pen Gu are different than in Shiverpool, and the competition is steep. The current champ, egotistical Tank Evans, isn't just about to let this little penguin knock him from first place without a fight. When Cody wipes out and encounters Geek, a recluse aging former surfer, living in the jungle, he learns some important lessons about life and surfing, and even teaches Geek a thing or two.
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The Aristocrats
2004, USA
- Actors: Chris Albrecht, Jason Alexander, Hank Azaria, Shelley Berman, Steven Banks, Lewis Black, David Brenner, Mario Cantone, Drew Carey, George Carlin, Mark Cohen, Scott 'Carrot Top' Thompson, Billy Connolly, Pat Cooper, Wayne Cotter, Andy Dick, Frank DiGiacomo, Phyllis Diller, Susie Essman, Carrie Fisher, Joe Franklin, Todd Glass, Judy Gold, Whoopi Goldberg, Eddie Gorodetsky, Gilbert Gottfried, Dana Gould, Allan Havey, Eric Idle, Dom Irrera
- Genre: Documentary, Comedy
- Director(s): Paul Provenza
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Available languages:
- English English.
Comedy veterans and co-creators Penn Jillette and Paul Provenza capitalize on their insider status and invite over 100 of their closest friends--who happen to be some of the biggest names in entertainment, from George Carlin, Whoopi Goldberg and Drew Carey to Gilbert Gottfried, Bob Saget, Paul Reiser and Sarah Silverman--to reminisce, analyze, deconstruct and deliver their own versions of the world's dirtiest joke, an old burlesque too extreme to be performed in public, called "The Aristocrats."
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Mousehunt
1996, USA
- Actors: Nathan Lane, Lee Evans, Vicki Lewis, Maury Chaykin, Eric Christmas, Michael Jeter, Debra Christofferson, Camilla Søeberg, Ian Abercrombie, Annabelle Gurwitch, Eric Poppick, Ernie Sabella, William Hickey, Christopher Walken, Cliff Emmich, Melanie MacQueen, Brianna Shebby, Danielle Shebby, Leslie Upson, Mario Cantone, Peter Anthony Rocca, Steve Bean, Suzanne Krull, William Frankfather, Patrick Thomas, Peter Gregory, E.J. Callahan, Susan Blommaert, Valorie Armstrong, Michael X. Sommers
- Genre: Action, Comedy, Family
- Director(s): Gore Verbinski
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Available languages:
- English English.
A family film about a mouse that lives in an old house where the geriatric owner dies, and Lee Evans have plans for, but they have trouble getting rid of the mouse. It's like Home Alone with a mouse.
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Quiz Show
1993, USA
- Actors: John Turturro, Rob Morrow, Ralph Fiennes, Paul Scofield, David Paymer, Hank Azaria, Christopher McDonald, Johann Carlo, Elizabeth Wilson, Allan Rich, Mira Sorvino, George Martin, Paul Guilfoyle, Griffin Dunne, Michael Mantell, Byron Jennings, Ben Shenkman, Timothy Busfield, Jack Gilpin, Bruce Altman, Martin Scorsese, Joseph Blaire, Ernie Sabella, Barry Levinson, Debra Monk, Mario Cantone, Timothy Britten Parker, Grace Phillips, Jerry Grayson, Scott Lucy
- Genre: Drama, History
- Director(s): Robert Redford
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Available languages:
- English English.
An idealistic young lawyer working for a Congressional subcommittee in the late 1950s discovers that TV quiz shows are being fixed. His investigation focuses on two contestants on the show "Twenty-One": Herbert Stempel, a brash working-class Jew from Queens, and Charles Van Doren, the patrician scion of one of America's leading literary families. Based on a true story.












